unos snigletes nuevos

"Nuevos" may be redundant, but here goes. Inspired by the warm breezes of Andalucía -

• toreador - a member of the Tori Spelling fan club
• matador - a member of the Matt Damon fan club
• picador - what Monte Hall might say to a contestant

The plain people of Ireland: "This is an outrage. We want our money back. Yer man is really scraping the barrel today".

The management: "Refunds graciously offered. Now, how much was it you paid to read this again?"