Tuesday, April 10, 2007

unos snigletes nuevos

"Nuevos" may be redundant, but here goes. Inspired by the warm breezes of Andalucía -

  • toreador - a member of the Tori Spelling fan club
  • matador - a member of the Matt Damon fan club
  • picador - what Monte Hall might say to a contestant

The plain people of Ireland: "This is an outrage. We want our money back. Yer man is really scraping the barrel today".

The management: "Refunds graciously offered. Now, how much was it you paid to read this again?"

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