Latin for the modern world

Not necessarily in the same order as in the original post:

1. Yo mama's so stupid when she found a coin with Caesar's name on it, she tried to give it back to him.
2. Yo mama's so fat, when she's in town Rome has 8 hills!
3. Yo mama wears combat boots.
4. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
5. Auntie Em. Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy.
6. If walking is all that good for you, how come our mail carrier looks like Jabba the Hutt?
7. Ask my opponent why he wants to tax American flags in order to fund gourmet meals for convicted murderers.
8. Taste laser death, alien insect scum!
9. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
10. Man, that shit is potent --- I am like totally in the subjunctive.