- Mater tua tam stulta est ut cum invenerit nummum ferentem nomen caesaris, huic eum restituere conata sit.
- Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum romae est, urbs habet octo colles.
- Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus.
- Mater tua caligas gerit!
- Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
- Mehercle, illa materia tam valida est ut funditus in modo subiunctivo sim.
- Quaerite a competitore cur vectigal vexillis americanis imponere velit ad epulas comparandas homicidis condemnatis.
- Si quidem pedibus ire tam salubre corpori est, cur similis est noster tabellarius forma illi iabbae hutico.
- Amita Aemilia: te Kansiamque odi, canem mecum abduco - Dorothea.
- Oppetite mortem lumine amplificato stimulata emissione radiorum, cimices extraterrestriales foedi!
Note that the majority of these phrases have been taken from the most excellent book: X-Treme Latin: All the Latin You Need to Know for Survival in the 21st Century, by Henry Beard.
The plain people of Ireland: But, but, but!
The management: What is it now, wretches?!
The plain people of Ireland: You haven't told us what these phrases mean.
The management: You have a point. Check back in a day or two. In the meantime, maybe you could amuse yourselves by guessing.
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