Thursday, November 19, 2009

Poultry update

All the dead partridges have finally been sold from the local polleria. Instead, the display window features a prominently displayed ostrich egg. It's very big.

ostrich egg for sale

About fifty yards down the street, the main feature at the X-rated movie theater is:

foot porn?

which seems to suggest that they are catering to an extremely specific fetish that one might have naively imagined to be rather narrow.

Meanwhile, over in the Lavapies district, all the pirates are getting tattoos:

arr, matey!

to the obvious delight of their lusty, buxom pirate wenches.


Anonymous said...

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear!


OskarTheCouch said...

Didn't Klaus Maria Brandauer play
Cheerleader Scholl in that film about Hitler's sycophantic deputy? Oh, never mind.