Sniglets

• splurgeon : an extravagant sawbones with an insatiable appetite for caviar
• vanatee : a conceited sea-cow, or an Irish landlady who resembles one
• slobster : an untidy crustacean, a messy mobster
• burnt umbrage : color shade favored by angry painters
• panicillin : a potent, very broad-spectrum antibiotic, first isolated from moldy breakfast rolls
• tinternabulation : a rare psychosomatic condition, characterized by the sufferer hearing imaginary voices in the head, incessantly declaiming the poetry of Wordsworth. Rapidly lethal, if left untreated.
• porcubine : a prickly consort
• solmon : a very wise fish, famed in Irish mythology as being the source of Fionn McCool's omniscience
• celebetude : the state of being a dull celebrity; exercise taught at celeb wannabe academies (e.g. exiting a limousine in a way that garners maximum exposure); the attitude given off by a particularly dull celeb, such as a hilton sister
• wicissitude : kerfuffle resulting from misinformation posted on Wikipedia. The alternative spelling wikissitude is sometimes used