Sunday, May 27, 2007

Limericks : The Iberian Cycle (Part III)

My good friend, Jorge, a Galician
Earns a good living by fishin'
But in his time off
He drinks like a trough
His behavior is frankly Dionysian

Then there's my friend Alexander
Who likes to hang out in Santander
He likes to play ninja
With some butter and ginger
A donut, a mule, and a gander

A puta by name of Ramona
Works the streets every night in Pamplona
During the lulls
Between running the bulls
Mona gives all the boys a big bonah

On the beaches down in Benidorm
Going topless these days is the norm
The results can be
Pretty scary to see
Only works if you've got the right form!

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