Sunday, March 29, 2009

Marmalade Cat Humiliation

Marmalade Cat Humiliation
(Search Engine Phrases by Which People Arrived at This Blog)

Who died at Swensen's ice-cream in Chapel Hill?
Viggo Mortensen stalkers.
The unfeasibly tall Greek billionaire.

What can I buy with 10 dollars?
Pictures of dogs you can buy for under ten dollars.
Hideous ugly animals.
Two-headed bunny.
Six-headed bunnys.

Does travel broaden the mind?
Buenos Aires Christian theme park.
Large papier mache animals.
Hideous, ugly animals.

What can I buy with 10 dollars?
Dickensian workhouse fare.

Dickensian workhouse fair.
Hideous, ugly animals.
Two headed bunny.

Does the travel can broaden the mind?
Travel does not broaden the mind.
Travel should broaden the mind.

What can I buy with 10 dollars?
Ruthless rhymes.
Spongebob Squarepants clerihews.

Peach Malba.
Pampas meat.
Panda Madrid.
Peach maravilla.
La lluvia en Sevilla es una maravilla.
The rain in Spain?
Mainly on the plain.
Peach maravilla.

Rebellious 24-year old child still living at home.
Missing coins.
Puddy tats.
What is puddy tats.
Kitty serendipity.
Marmalade cat humiliation.
How to complete the case of the missing coins.

How to study on the pampas for a test.
In on the pampas grandma expects her to
dismantle a dirt bike for shipment.

900 lb woman on Maury.
Caisson disease constipation.
Hemorrhoid cream and tanning?

Ethel the aardvark goes quantity surveying.
Kafka beach.
Kafka feliz.

1 comment:

The Mad People of Loopiter said...

Hahaha! I love these kind of poems. And this is beautifully done.