Sunday, November 1, 2009

Asian Bird Flu Found in Turkey

Some more perennial favorite headlines:

McDonald's fries the holy grail for potato farmers
Shark attacks puzzle experts
British left waffles on Falklands
Frozen embryos ruled children
Yellow perch decline to be studied
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Satellite tracks cows from outer space
British urologist censured by his peers
Big busts indicate drug war working
Severed head offers few answers
Court escapee still on the lamb
Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
Voodoo dogs flying doctor's planes
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
Cold wave linked to temperatures
Stolen painting found by tree
Is there a ring around Uranus?
Queen Mary having bottom scraped
Blind woman gets kidney from Dad she hasn't seen in years
Infertility unlikely to be passed on
War dims hope for peace
Milk drinkers are turning to powder

etc, etc, etc.

1 comment:

jared2 said...

"Severed head offers few answers; police to question torso"